
Taking pot shots at movies,
movie-going and all things home theater isn't exactly a unique pastime on the Internet. It's
probably a lot more prevalent than doling out praise. Point of view's the thing. We all may share
like interests, but we bring our histories to the table when we express our opinions. So, for what
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The DVD Package
April 6, 2001
My chief rant at the moment is the need for keeping a razor knife handy in my home
theater. No, I am not protecting it from invasion. While the space is occasionally violated at
inconvenient moments, home theater madness has not yet taken me beyond reality. No razors for
interruptions. No, the reason for the sharp instrument is to open the ever growing number of DVD
packages that defy the ability of my fingers to function in a calm and purposeful way. From the
very beginning, DVDs in Amaray Keepcase packages or any of their cousins or bastards have used a
strip of tape at the top of the package to keep it sealed. A small arrow indicated where to begin
removal of the tape. Thank God I never had to take one of these tapes off as part of an
intelligence test. But now, in a futile attempt at an additional layer of security, manufacturer's
are taping three sides of the already difficult to open package. In the time it takes me to open a
DVD, I could have eaten an extra slice of pizza. Doesn't anyone get it? Taping DVD packages so
tightly that they may never oxidize (hmmmmm?) won't stop anyone from scrumptiously sliding a spiffy
new cloth package of Lawrence
of Arabia down the old trouser front. So, zip it up Mr. manufacturer and let's take the
tape off!
One of the late found pleasures of laser disc watching was the discovery
of a simple way of taking off the shrink-wrap. A savvy laserman, a paradigm salesman at one of the
better customer service oriented distributors of laserdiscs rapidly rubbed a sealed laser across
his pants leg and voila, the dreaded wrap was now open. No such luck for DVD. Not yet anyway.
Special Editions
Who would have imagined the preponderance of DVD special
editions in the hey day of laser disc. Every time the Criterion Collection announced a new package
filled with extras, it was joy in laser land. Over the years, more studios jumped in with delicious
special editions, but not with the unparalleled frequency we get special editions on DVD. Let's not
forget the generous contributions of film principals in setting their thoughts alongside their DVD
images. Believe me, they ain't doin' it for the residualsJ |
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